Seven 7hings: Men Think About as Valentine's Day Approaches
Granted, these are Seven stupid 7hings. But ladies, if you want to know what goes through that tiny brain of your man, read on. 1. “Damn…six more months to go until football season”: Ladies, men care about three things. Football, food...and Valentine’s day is not the third one. 2. “What’s the least amount of time, money, and effort I can put into this and still get laid?”: …and there you go. For those wondering what the third thing is, here it is. 3. “I wonder what she’s getting me ?”: You’re lucky she lets you hang around with her, you cretin. Valentine’s day is her day, not yours. I’m sure it was invented by the first man who witnessed childbirth firsthand and understood that menstruation was a monthly event. Don’t bitch about her not getting you chocolates. We definitely got the better end of this deal, fellas. 4. “The flowers at the grocery store are a quarter ...