Little help from down on the Farm?
Dear Palo Alto-nians - I hope this missive finds you well. Things here back east are just fine as both the leaves and the season have started to fall. Get it? "Fall" the season and "fall" as in what the leaves are doing? I guess y'all don't get that kind of quality humor way out Cali-for-nee way. I guess you're wondering why I'm writing. Fair question; let me get to the point: Please beat the shit out of Oregon tomorrow night. Yes, I know that's a tall order, even for a quality football program such as yours. After all they rock the number 2 ranked rushing attack in the nation, averaging more than 331 yards per game and the second best scoring offense, averaging 55.6 points per game. In other words, they are averaging more points than you've scored in any single game this year. In fact, only twice have they failed to score more than 55 points in games, both against top 20 ranked teams and both times they topped the 40-point ma...