Nerdstock 2012

I am an IT professional with virtually no IT skills.

I am headed to Microsoft TechEd 2012, into the metaphorical belly of the proverbial beast.

Dear Lord what have I gotten myself into?

Is there a patron saint of the curmudgeonly tech-tarded?

If so, yeah...pray for me.

Location: Orlando, null

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